about me
I’m not good at pick­ing up sub­tle hints or heavy objects.

I feel like writ­ing the “About” page is like writ­ing a mediocre eulogy for your­self. There’s a cer­tain level of ego required to add a “.com” to the end of your name and then post at odd inter­vals, I’ll do my best to man­age that.

For the most part this is a blog about noth­ing. It’s not about busi­ness prac­tices or pol­i­tics, romance or DIY. It might con­tain all of those at some point, but the guy with the big fore­head read­ing the paper is me, and this web­site is an exten­sion of that. (Not just the forehead.)

If  you hap­pen to be some­one who likes what I’ve got going here, let me know. You can use the Con­tact Form.

If you hap­pen to have arrived here by acci­dent, this is a happy acci­dent indeed.

If you were look­ing for a dif­fer­ent Kelsey Schnell… I just don’t know what to tell you. I mean, how many of us can there be?