about me
I’m not good at pick­ing up sub­tle hints or heavy objects.

Actu­ally, with a lit­tle work, I prob­a­bly could get bet­ter at both, but then I may end up help­ing peo­ple move or be respon­si­ble for my actions.

I grad­u­ated from Fer­ris State Uni­ver­sity with a Bachelor’s degree in busi­ness. I’ve had valu­able work expe­ri­ence rang­ing from the United States Sen­ate to start­ing my own non-profit orga­ni­za­tion. I’ve trav­eled across the coun­try and bought a dog. The only log­i­cal next step is to start a blog.

So, here I write the types of things any father would proudly brag about to his golf­ing buddies.

Your son is a sur­geon? Oh, well, mine has a website.”

If  you hap­pen to be some­one who likes what I’ve got going here, let me know. You can use the Con­tact Form.

If you hap­pen to have arrived here by acci­dent, this is a happy acci­dent indeed.

If you were look­ing for a dif­fer­ent Kelsey Schnell… I just don’t know what to tell you. I mean, how many of us can there be?

Now, there are  other details I could share, and maybe some­day I will. For now, I’ll main­tain this mediocre level of mys­tery and ask that you share this (mean­ing this web­site) with your friends. Share this with your fam­ily. Share this with peo­ple you barely know. I promise, if we ever meet in per­son, I’ll bestow upon you an exceed­ingly grate­ful high-five.